he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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