I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
40s are totally the cure
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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