I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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