I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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