this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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