talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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