Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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