So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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