oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
The struggles of a small town man whore
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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