somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Randomize
