i may or may not be watching the land before time
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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