I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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