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(402): View more from Nebraska

mmm whisky

(402): View more from Nebraska

reminds me of losing my job

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(770): View more from Georgia

He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...

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(815): View more from Illinois

i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.

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you need to get laid.. and an oil change.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?

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(757): View more from Virginia

We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.

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(903): View more from Texas

I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.

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(707): View more from California

After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs

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(518): View more from New York

But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.

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(281): View more from Texas

gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.

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