Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Randomize
