He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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