i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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