That's intense
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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