it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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