sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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