never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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