My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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