the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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