I wanna bring you to show and tell
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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