you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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