Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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