Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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