You just made me feel so damn special
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Are my feet made of real feet?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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