why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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