In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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