just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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