Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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