He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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