Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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