But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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