heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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