Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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