am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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