what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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