You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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