dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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