Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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