office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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