Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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