it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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