nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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