we have officially lost it.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I think my fart just growled at me.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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