She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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