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(619): View more from California

I want to have your abortion

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(515): View more from Iowa

brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people

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(703): View more from Virginia

I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?

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(770): View more from Georgia

My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.

(218): View more from Minnesota

You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.

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