Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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