You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you would pick up someone in the library
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Even my vagina gasped.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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