i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
