im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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