Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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