It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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